Keith Donnelly...

stand-up comic, fall-down comedian,

surreal snigger-songwriter, guitar-hero, performance-artist,

[tall] story-teller, philophoser, scriptwriter, [none can] compere,

man-of-mystery, inner-childminder, actor, stuntman,

metaphysical-poet, human ping-pong ball,

life and soul of the [kids] party, world-class athlete,

leading socialite, raconteur, business tycoon, wit,

author, half-wit, secret[sh!]-agent,

[vauxhall] astral-traveller, shamen,

geordie-cultural-attache, word-juggler,

snake-charmer, underline-dancer,unexpected clairvoyant,

dream-weaver, daydream believer,

psycho-linguist, shark-wrangler, smile sculptor,

[compulsive] lying-tamer, Great-British eccentric,

[alleged] international-jewel-thief,

hot-dog-skier, alien-abductee,

zen grand-master, champion tiddly-winker, sandancer,

friend to the pantomime horse, erstwhile slice of bacon,

and

all-round good egg.

Keith Donnelly